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Post by Wookiee on Oct 31, 2006 10:58:59 GMT -5
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
- French Soldier in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 10, 2006 10:56:37 GMT -5
"They have struck me, but I was not hurt; they have beaten me, but I did not feel it. When shall I awake, that I may seek another drink?"
- Proverbs 23:35
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 10, 2006 11:11:17 GMT -5
"The blade isn't the only part of the sword."
- Kingdom of Heaven, 2005
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 10, 2006 12:05:07 GMT -5
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
- Mitch Radcliffe
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 10, 2006 12:07:24 GMT -5
"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
- Anonymous
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 14, 2006 10:27:47 GMT -5
"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
- anonymous child
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 14, 2006 10:34:56 GMT -5
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 14, 2006 10:45:47 GMT -5
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
- Mark Twain
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 14, 2006 10:51:53 GMT -5
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
- Oscar Wilde
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:12:22 GMT -5
"I drink, I smoke, I gamble, I chase girls - but postal chess is one vice I don't have."
- Mikhail Tal
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:24:27 GMT -5
"Always look both ways when crossing the road to ruin."
- Anonymous
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:25:27 GMT -5
"Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."
- E.B. White
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:26:52 GMT -5
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle."
- Philo of Alexandria
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:36:34 GMT -5
"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid. "
- Andy Pierson
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Post by Wookiee on Nov 20, 2006 0:51:39 GMT -5
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
- Albert Einstein
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